Today we learned to count to one.
First Day Of School Celebration Gifts
Looking for something special to mark the first day of school? Our collection features cheerful, witty, and thoughtful gifts that capture the excitement and nerves of starting anew. Whether it's for a student eager to learn, a teacher inspiring young minds, or a parent celebrating milestones, find the right gift to make this day unforgettable. These products are designed to bring smiles and encouragement, making the start of the school year a joyful occasion.
Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
My First Camera
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
Computer Science Class 10101010101.
'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'
I'm Bored With Educational Toys
'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'
"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"
Evil Exams!
"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"
'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'
"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."
"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."
Hansel and Gretel Day School.
"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."
'A dog ate my homework.'
'I don't like the sound of the engine.'
'I'd like to challenge the test.'
"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."
'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'
"It's a mobile."
"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."
'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'
“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”
"Today in school we learned how to glue!"
"We thought this was more realistic."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"
"It's going to be one of those days."
I love PE.
'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'
"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"
SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'
"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."
First Day Of School Celebration Gifts Collection
First Day Of School Celebration Mugs
Explore our collection of first day of school mugs, perfect for capturing the excitement and humor of starting a new academic year.
First Day Of School Celebration Pillows
Browse cozy pillows that add charm and encouragement to the first day of school festivities, ideal for students and teachers.
First Day Of School Celebration Prints
Discover motivational prints to commemorate the first day of school, perfect for decorating classrooms, dorms, or home study areas.
First Day Of School Celebration T-Shirts
Find fun and inspiring t-shirts to celebrate the first day of school. Great for students, teachers, and school supporters alike.