First Day Of School Celebration Pillows

Today we learned to count to one.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

My First Camera

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Evil Exams!

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'A dog ate my homework.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"It's a mobile."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"It's going to be one of those days."

I love PE.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."