School Year Celebrations Gifts

"My parents appreciate teachers, but me, not so much."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Today we learned to count to one.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

King of Music.

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Snacks for Learners

Back To School

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

'Trade you lunches?'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'