School System Observer Gifts

Teaching Then and Now

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

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'Could I see you after class?'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"I'm not good with letters."

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

"I'm through playing doctor. With insurance forms, co-payments, and malpractice suits, it's just no fun!"

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"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

She's started, like, talking, and you're not gonna, like, believe what her, like, first word was!

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'

A School Girl and Teacher.

School photos.

First Day of School

Class Rules

"It's hard to believe the adults think he's so lovable!"

"All right, Sam, but by grade three, they should definitely be able to read."

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

Inspector of schools

"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

"When I said you can learn at your own pace, I meant within the school year!"

"I'd like to help the middle class, but I can't FIND it!"

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

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