School Board Observer Gifts

Banned Books

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

PTA Meeting Tonight: Parents,Teachers,Attorneys

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

'Could I see you after class?'

"I'm going to the school board meeting."

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

'I like it!'

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

'Why don't we just close the schools, and do it all with correspondence courses!'

'There's a meeting at school tonight, Dad. The superintendent, the principal, the school board, and you.'

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Controversial Boxes

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

City Council: 'It's a sweet deal- we permit their mall, and they build our new high school within!'

School photos.

ESSA File Cabinets

Educational Scrap Yard.

"This is not the sort of America I envisioned, Tom-an America in which the middle class has to use public transportation."

"He came to conquer the planet, but first he wants to get his feet wet by serving on a school board."

"Maybe giving guns to classroom teachers isn't such a bad idea after all..."

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'