High School Life Observer Gifts

"C'mon. She's clearly just a rebound girl."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'In general, do the right thing.'

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Long shift?'

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Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Life and Death

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Mice 25¢

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

Maternity Hospital

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'Could I see you after class?'

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

'He can call whoever he wants, she's still not parking that thing in my classroom!'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

Where the Wild things Aren't.

"I tried talking to the principal about what I’d be teaching next semester, but he kept changing the subject."

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

"Ms. Sims and I have known each other for quite some time, but it turns out we aren't on a first-name basis."

'I don't get it - How can answers on a MATH TEST be politically incorrect?'