Retirement Life Observer Prints

Retired Superheroes using capes as napkins

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Terry had a computer bug.

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

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Life and Death

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"I need a more interactive you."

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

In case of panic, push button.

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"Our generous pensions are unsustainable so I'm firing you."

'The problem is, you say no problem.'

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

'Your ad said you were looking for a people person.'

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

'I'll be out of town next week, Ms. Doan. While I'm gone, please clean up my act.'

'The coup attempt will have to go on your permanent record.'