Commuter Life Observers Prints

"It's impossible to get any sleep around here after eight o'clock in the morning!"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

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Life and Death

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Maternity Hospital

Mice 25¢

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

"Please help! God struck me blind for not giving to a blind beggar."

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"I know there are people who look like their pets, but..."

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

"Better safe than sorry, son."

Chair massages.

"Thrown under the bus stop."

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

'Miron, stop teasing your brother this instant or I swear I will eat you! Don't think I won't! Remember what happened to your older brother Milton?!"

Where the Wild things Aren't.

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

Hearse on an emergency

'Where do cartoonists, like you, get your ideas'

The seven ages of dudes

"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?"

Taxidermist (a cab with 2 stuffed guys in it).

Tate Modern

Bus: Rolling cans upstairs, old crocks downstairs.