Retirement Community Observer Gifts

"Walk of shame."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I need a more interactive you."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

"Show-off!"

Same Sexless Marriage

Wow! Ernie rounds up the cattle with lots of style! He really enjoys it --- He calls it "Dancing with the Steers"!

TV on demand

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'They've got good working conditions here but they have a lousy retirement plan.'

"This new pharmacist gives me the willies." "Surprise! Make America Great Again!"

'See?!? Another tragic school shooting just proves my point about concealed weapons on campus!'

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

"These pills are $10 if you're paying for them... and $200 if your company is paying for them."

"Today we say a prayer...for those...we should remember."

'He drinks the wine ,then lays it down.'

Milestones of Aging

'For the first year after he retired, Bob just seemed lost, as though he had no passion in life. And then, one day...'

This is a watching neighbours area.

'We don't get any channels, but we pick up what's going on in 79 neighborhood homes.'