Retirement Community Observer Gifts

"Walk of shame."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"I need a more interactive you."

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"If I could choose any age I'd be forty-two again. You were hot when I was forty-two."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"

"Show-off!"

TV on demand

Same Sexless Marriage

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."

"This new pharmacist gives me the willies." "Surprise! Make America Great Again!"

'They've got good working conditions here but they have a lousy retirement plan.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'See?!? Another tragic school shooting just proves my point about concealed weapons on campus!'

'I think I like sitting here instead of in our back yard better. . . it's more interesting seen' what everybody's up to on our street. I guess we're just people persons.'

"These pills are $10 if you're paying for them... and $200 if your company is paying for them."

'He drinks the wine ,then lays it down.'

This is a watching neighbours area.

Milestones of Aging

'We don't get any channels, but we pick up what's going on in 79 neighborhood homes.'

"Today we say a prayer...for those...we should remember."

"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."