Devoted Reader Mugs

'How to Eat while Reading' and 'How to Read while Eating'.

Doug had one inviolable rule: Nothing interrupted his reading of the Sunday paper.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Burning the midnight oil.

Television Readers.

The Book Lover

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Pop-up Bible.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Snowman outside library.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Zeal.

Man turns into an angel.

'So, read any good book lately?'

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"

Tax Simplification made simple

God Send Me a Sign

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'upward mobility'.

"Are you planning on just looking at that book or are you gonna borrow it?"

"How are you getting on with the sequel?"

Trilby - 'You're a thief, sir!'

Trilby - 'Trilby! Where is she?'

"Boss, couldn't you do something about the corona virus?"

I love the Archers

Praying for a place at university.