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How To...Multi-Task

The Book Lover

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Pop-up Bible.'

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Bookstore.

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Yo, novella!"

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

Tax Simplification made simple

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

'How to Eat while Reading' and 'How to Read while Eating'.

Trilby - 'Trilby! Where is she?'

Praying for a place at university.

'We're taking up for a pro-democracy movement in this office.'

Trilby - 'You're a thief, sir!'

UN and War Victims

"How are you getting on with the sequel?"

Re-shelving the Bible from 'Fiction' to 'Historical Fiction'

'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'

"What a Luddite! I bought him a Kindle, but he'll only read hard copy."

Pope Benedict is resigning on the 28th February.

Deluxe Leather-bound Bill Collector's Edition

A monk's vow of silence.