Devoted Fan Mugs

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Football Delivery

The game comes first...

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'Any idea how united got on?'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

I love Kung Fu.

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

The end of baseball season is near