Devoted Fan Prints

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Football Delivery

The game comes first...

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

World Cup Fan.

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Any idea how united got on?'

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

I love Kung Fu.

The end of baseball season is near

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

1 (degree). Would you stop reminding us how cold it is?