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How To...Multi-Task

The Book Lover

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Pop-up Bible.'

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Bookstore.

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Yo, novella!"

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

"Uh-oh. Get ready for another tribulation. God's raging on social media again."

"Do you know the penalty for plagiarism?"

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

Tax Simplification made simple

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

'How to Eat while Reading' and 'How to Read while Eating'.

UN and War Victims

"How are you getting on with the sequel?"

'We're taking up for a pro-democracy movement in this office.'

I love the Archers

Trilby - 'You're a thief, sir!'

Trilby - 'Trilby! Where is she?'

Praying for a place at university.

Re-shelving the Bible from 'Fiction' to 'Historical Fiction'

'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'

"What a Luddite! I bought him a Kindle, but he'll only read hard copy."

Pope Benedict is resigning on the 28th February.

Blind man reading the bible.