Dedicated Reader Pillows

Tax Simplification made simple

"You're going to hate yourself."

Burning the midnight oil.

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

The Book Lover

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Monster Self-Help

Theodore Dreiser.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

James Joyce.

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

The game comes first...

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

Flower lamp.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Books or Junk Food.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"Dad, I studied really hard! I stayed up till 1 in the morning."

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

Bookstore.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Snowman outside library.