Goodreads Devotee Pillows

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Meet The Author"

Television Readers.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Thomas Hardy

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

You're the olive in my martini

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

'I forgot the question.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"...And please let the merger do through!"

One book... One book... One book...

Brian works in stem cell research

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

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'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

Snowman outside library.

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

"He's a typical kid. Spends all day on that thing doing his genetic sequencing."

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"