Friendship Admirer Pillows

"Awww....that's really sweet of you, considering you're the kind of cat who wouldn't normally give a rats arse!"

"What a nice surprise!"

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Just chillin...

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I hate it when we fight."

Love is in the air...

Love

Time for tea and friendship.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Love Birds love just being together

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Sharp Eyes

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Choirboy

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

'Love is a Drug'.