Female Friendship Admirer Pillows

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Bad hair day!

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Love

Time for tea and friendship.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Loofah Lady

Mating rituals

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

Love Birds love just being together

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'