Female Friendship Enthusiast Pillows

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Woman carries the world.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Roe v. Wade

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Loofah Lady

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Urns in love

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."