Summit Show-off Gifts

"Because we're jerks."

G7 Summit Concern

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"Now, you show me yours"

We are here!

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Please use next mountain.

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Mt. Everest gifts.

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

King of the Swingers.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

Skateboarding peacock.

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

Grandstander!

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Summit Fever

"Beans! I got a bag of magic beans!"

Golden Violinist