Wealth Show-off Gifts

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Now, you show me yours"

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

King of the Swingers.

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

How to appear more interesting.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

"And is there any particular reason Mrs Muglewump for you wanting to divorce your 93 year old billionaire husband?"

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Angel with money - "I didn't take it with me.. I had it sent on ahead."

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

Some cows can't help boasting about their abundance of wealth

'I don't only love you because your father left you a million pounds. I'd still love you whoever left it to you. . .'

"Every few years, a book comes along that’s so ahead of its time, so hauntingly beautiful, I’ll buy it and put it on my bookshelf."

Golden Violinist

"Wow. You DO own the road."

'He's so rich, even his jersey has an unlisted number.'

"I have an embarrassment of riches, yet I am not embarrassed."

'It's lonely at the top, but it's a good lonely.'

"Can I have your autograph?"