Skate Park Showoff Gifts

Skateboarding peacock.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Shred the plank."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Freestyling.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

King of the Swingers.

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

"Skaters gonna skate."

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

At the skateburro park

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

No caption. Hamsters skateboard, using half of an exercise wheel as a ramp.

'Bentley, can I see you for a minute...'

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

They grow up so slow.

Golden Violinist

"Can I have your autograph?"

'This is the one we're legally allowed to put graffiti on.'

We didn't want our precious Benjamin to get hurt, so we got him a stunt double.

"Believe it or not - that's the chairman of our board!"