Skate Park Regular Gifts

Freestyling.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Canine Scentipede

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Dog Park Zoom

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Innovate or die.

'His wife is very supportive.'

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Snakeboarding.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

'He doesn't look much like a ski-instructor!'

Penguins - one is skating.

"Foreclosure"

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"Skaters gonna skate."

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

A typical Newcastle fan.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

At the skateburro park

Dog Park. Happy 4th of July. They heard Ben Franklin described as a "wolf" so he's their favorite founding father. Nothing is certain in this world except fleas and leash laws. A penny swallowed is a penny earned. Early to be and early to rise makes a dog a very good boy. Never leave for tomorrow that which can be eaten today. An ounce of dog is worth a pound of happiness. That one is my favorite!