Skate Park Hero Gifts

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Children playing football.

I love Basketball.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

A boy with a football

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Freestyling.

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Dog Teenagers

school kids playing conkers

Athletic Darwinism.

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

'He never has an energy crisis.'

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Dancing man has t-shirt with 'How's my jiving? Tel:....' printed on.

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

"And do you, Robert, promise not to breakdance at the reception?"

'I can't dunk.'

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

"You can't go out for playground monitor duty like that! Where's your mouthpiece?"

'Okay. Let's go.'

'On second thought, you're right. It was incidental contact.'

At the skateburro park

For five years before they added wheels, boarding was the coolest sport around.

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

'Hey man, I'm going to try water boarding next.'

Places you can still go for a good, old fashioned telling off...

'I want one of you to march over there and ask 'Wallflower Woman' to dance!'

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe