Skatepark Regulars Gifts

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"You're pathetic."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Corporate Image

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Scooter Romance

Snakeboarding.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Penguins - one is skating.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"Skaters gonna skate."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skating.

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

Helpful Dinosaurs

At the skateburro park

Skateboarding

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

Slow - Adults

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.