Skatepark Regulars Gifts

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Corporate Image

"You're pathetic."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Snakeboarding.

Scooter Romance

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Penguins - one is skating.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skating.

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"Skaters gonna skate."

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

At the skateburro park

Skateboarding

Helpful Dinosaurs

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.