Skate Park Regular Prints

Freestyling.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Canine Scentipede

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

Dog Park Zoom

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Innovate or die.

'His wife is very supportive.'

Owner "He won't stop pulling" Dog "Hey Babe fancy get on down at my pad?"

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Snakeboarding.

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

'He doesn't look much like a ski-instructor!'

Penguins - one is skating.

Hold it! I dropped a contact lens.

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Man throws a stick for his dog but the dog retrieves the man he accidentally hit.

"Skaters gonna skate."

"Foreclosure"

'Harold arrives home from work early now. He solved all his commuting and exercise problems at once.'

A typical Newcastle fan.

"What sports fan are you?"

'If he has worms can we take him fishing?'

At the skateburro park