Park Regular Prints

"Totally harmless. . . he's just looking for attention."

'Good lord, man: have you lost all self-respect?'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'No ice.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Rump roast?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Canine Scentipede

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Beaver tower

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'The beef has been genetically modified to make it taste like a more expensive cut.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."