Circus Showoff Gifts

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Children's Parties

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Litter Tray Training

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'He's maturing early.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

Clown Wife

"What's your occupation?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."