Circus Showoff Pillows

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'He's maturing early.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

When clowns are hunting.

"What's your occupation?"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Circus Act

Clown Wife

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'