Stadium Showoff Pillows

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"Now, you show me yours"

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

Soccer Fans.

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

King of the Swingers.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

'So do you mate, I'm selling ice creams.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Modern Stadium.

Skateboarding peacock.

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

"Every few years, a book comes along that’s so ahead of its time, so hauntingly beautiful, I’ll buy it and put it on my bookshelf."

'It's a MEXICAN wave not an English one!'

Golden Violinist

'Rule #5, all players will be issued a cup to spit in.'

Why it is best to check your Olympics seat location before buying tickets from scalpers.