Musical Show-off Pillows

Golden Violinist

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

'It's for show and tell!'

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

King of the Swingers.

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

A dance line of women is lined up as a firing squad to kill me with their shoes.

How to appear more interesting.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

In Deep Denial

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Skateboarding peacock.

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"Every few years, a book comes along that’s so ahead of its time, so hauntingly beautiful, I’ll buy it and put it on my bookshelf."

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

The Singing Financial Reporter

"More like catch, take humiliating photo, and release."