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"Because we're jerks."

G7 Summit Concern

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

"Now, you show me yours"

We are here!

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Mt. Everest gifts.

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

King of the Swingers.

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

"He really overdoes it with his opening move ... "

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Skateboarding peacock.

'I've always been a bit of a ladies' man.'

"Beans! I got a bag of magic beans!"

Golden Violinist

The Madman in Vietnam