Boating Buffs T-Shirts

"Just be glad we had the boat on the roof!"

Man struggling with fish: 'I thought fishing was supposed to ease tension!!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

The Food Chain

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Submariners' Eye Test.

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

"Can you start the rain now? I just got hit with the luxury tax for this boat."

"A textbook landing..."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Tug Of War

'Oops, sorry about that,sir.'