Boat Adventure Seeker Gifts

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

Faster, Georges, faster!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Pirate eye test

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Boat Launch'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Don't forget to send selfies."

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Dentists on Holiday

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."

Bizarre sights.

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."