Boat Adventure Seeker Gifts

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

Faster, Georges, faster!

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Pirate eye test

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'Boat Launch'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"We're keen on a round-the-world cruise."

The static electric eel is very rare.

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

Dentists on Holiday

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Bizarre sights.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

Canoes

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."