Seafaring Businessperson Mugs

"I named it after my brilliant accountant."

Captain in a storm

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Captain steering house through flood.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Pirate

"We've got a problem."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Walking the Plank.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Sailor's Poker.

"International trade"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.