Seafaring Businessperson Prints

"I named it after my brilliant accountant."

Captain in a storm

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Captain steering house through flood.

Viking Loch Ness

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Pirate

Walking the Plank.

Sailor's Poker.

"We've got a problem."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"International trade"

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."