Seafaring Man Prints

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Pirate

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How many letters can you read?"

"We've got a problem."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Sailor's Poker.

Walking the Plank.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"International trade"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

S. S. All You Can Eat

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.