Seafarers Prints

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Viking Loch Ness

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Lighthouse Beam.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Pirate

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

Sailor's Poker.

"We've got a problem."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Walking the Plank.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"How many letters can you read?"

"International trade"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."