Seafaring Man Gifts

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Captain in a storm

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Viking Loch Ness

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Pirate

"We've got a problem."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Sailor's Poker.

Walking the Plank.

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"International trade"

"How many letters can you read?"

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

S. S. All You Can Eat

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

My First Boat

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Whaddya say, Black? We'll plunder the seas together. You scratch my back; I'll scratch yours."

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"