Seafaring Office Adventurer Mugs

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Viking Loch Ness

You are here.

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Free Range Employees.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Responsibility and duties

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

The Corporate Rat.

Office Park

Whack, Out of Whack.

A close shave on the Titanic...

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"No, I said to swab the deck!"