Spacefarer Mugs

"You guys have cubicles, too?!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

Captain in a storm

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'