Sailor Stories Lover Pillows

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Mermaid Art

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Could you give us a push?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

God save the Queen.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Giraffe Sailing

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

A Jack Tar

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Mermaid Yoga

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Well sure, it would be awesome if she asked me to spend the night with her, - but I'm not holding my breath."