Sailing Story Lover Gifts

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Piracy on a boating lake

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

On board the MS Hepatology

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

The Bonvoy Age...

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Have a very piratical Birthday

'That was fun!'

Woodpecker Ark.

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

And this is what you get for not installing a ramp for the disabled!

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby