Sail Lover Gifts

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Piracy on a boating lake

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fishing boat.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'Could you give us a push?'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

The Imperfect Storm

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

On board the MS Hepatology

God save the Queen.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

A grave with an anchor and periscope

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