Sail Lover Prints

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Piracy on a boating lake

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Could you give us a push?'

The Imperfect Storm

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

God save the Queen.

On board the MS Hepatology

A grave with an anchor and periscope

Eel-mail

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

"Quick! Hide the valuables."