Hang Gliding Aficionado Gifts

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Extra Long-jump

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

Extreme kites!

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Igloo Art.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Coarse Fishing.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

"How do you plan to get up enough speed to lift off?"

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'