Hang Gliding Adventurers Gifts

Extreme kites!

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Oh, crap.'

Scotsman in the bath...

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Jet Pack

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'EEEEHA!'

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

Super Hero Hang Gliding.

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I think the post office lost my invitation from the pentagon for their 'star trek' contest.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Caught on a Cloud

"We're making some real progress, except, of course, you're still holding a gun."

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

"Holy crap! It's a flock of drones."

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

Lemming with hang-glider.

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'Wehenver the insanity of modern life gets to be too much I find solace and comfort soaring the blue skies in my little airplane with the monster tires.'