Gliding Gifts

'There must be more to life than this.'

"I love making a glide in..."

Christmas Family Gliders

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

Boptimism

Pilot with champagne.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Recalculating route..."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm on my way!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Airplane Mode.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.