Sliding Gifts

"We want you to have fun too."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Pushy Dog

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Socially distanced sledding

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Dog Igloo.

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

"Are those my slippers?!"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."