Sliding Gifts

"We want you to have fun too."

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Pushy Dog

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Snowboarding downhill.

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Socially distanced sledding

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Scratch that later, Larry!

"Are those my slippers?!"

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Dog Igloo.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

Olympics create interest in curling.