Slip 'n' Slider Gifts

"Why can't we put salt on our path like everyone else?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

Biting Slippers.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Cowboy Slippers

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Mountain escalator.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

"Maybe we should nail down the Slip 'N' Slide."

Skiing

"Wake up late this morning?"